His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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