Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
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The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
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He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
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