I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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