Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
How do I recover from singing "your body is a wonderland" on his voicemail?
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
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id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
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Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
don't judge my taste in strippers
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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