the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
I'm experimenting with sincerity
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
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