my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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