You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water