he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
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He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
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I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.