real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I wish i was in the wii world.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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