The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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