His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
hell yes lets make some ravioli
he told me I talked like a deaf person
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
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