Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
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just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
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Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
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