found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
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Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
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I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
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