She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
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Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
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No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
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