What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
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I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
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I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
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