im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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