The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
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Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
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You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
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