kristin has been a bad kristin
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
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