I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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