I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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