Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
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At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
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Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
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