I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
He passed out mid-signature
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
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