In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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