so that wasnt chicken after all
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
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Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
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There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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