Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
Randomize