She said I could do whatever I wanted to her. I pumped for 20 seconds, apologized, rolled over and passed out. I sit directly across from her at work. Awkward?
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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