I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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