Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
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