just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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