My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
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There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
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Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
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