Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
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I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
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I yelled at the cab driver to slow down because my unborn children live here, and pointed to my uterus. I think my message was lost in translation though because he immediately offered me his card...
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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