she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
When you wanted to give that guy at McDonalds your number you asked the cashier if you could borrow "a pen or just like a straw with his blood on it". He gave you a pen.
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