He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
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Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
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Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
I need to sanitize my soul.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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