dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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