You surviving the open bar?
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Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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