I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
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the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
You made out with two different species that night
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I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
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