Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
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Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
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gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
How I know that I'm single: when I get a save the date for a wedding & I read "& guest" my first thought was does my bottle of Jack Daniels count.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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