One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
Come share oat with me in your robe
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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