Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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