I must be too annoying 4 u.
Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
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