so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
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I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
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I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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