and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
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i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
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He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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