haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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