Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
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Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
Someone shattered a urinal.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
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What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
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