Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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