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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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