God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
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I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
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it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
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