I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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