i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
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I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
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