i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
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