haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
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It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
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I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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