please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
thus making me awesome and them whores
The producers of Marley and Me owe me about $5 million. That's the dollar amount of embarrassment compensation required for making a 24-year-old male cry publicly on an airplane while sitting in the middle seat between a gorgeous babe and a guy with a do-rag
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
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I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
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My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
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