Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
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