my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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