Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
Verdict: uncircumcised.
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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